Two babies were born on the same day at the same
hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their
families came and took them away. Eighty years later,
by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital,
on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them
looked at the other and said, "So. What did you think?"
--Steven Wright
I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy
anything specifically.
--Steven Wright
"We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why don't we
legalize it and then tax it out of business."- Will Rogers
"If you're going through hell, keep going."--Sir Winston Churchill
I am not a glutton -- I am an explorer of food. -- Erma Bombeck
"Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest."- Mark Twain
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat
what you like and let the food fight it out
inside.----Mark Twain
Santa Claus has the right idea ...visit people only once a year.
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one,
and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.--Benny Hill
If at first you don't succeed, stand back, have a drink, read the instructions, have another
dring, study th code, have nuther drunk, clos 1 eye, try th other eye, have nuthr dunk, give up, blame wife
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as
much as a week, sometimes, to make it up.-- Mark Twain
"The optimist says we live in the best of all possible worlds and the pessimist fears this is true". Source Unknown
Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques."
The classic project management clich� is:
"You can't put nine women on the project and have the baby in one month."
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before.
